For My Loyal First Time Readers

Ode to thou is what expells from mine deepest heart, and within my soul gallops the desire of your true being.

Yeah not really though, just thought I'd throw you off my scent for a minute. But this blog is going to be a very important spot for people to visit in the future, and many a reader will spend their dwindling hours hoping for another post. They will be random, oh yes, for that is the flavor which is not vanilla, and my deep mind may at times accidentally digest your entire being and leave you feeling as if you never existed. This is only because the crevasse into which you fell awoke you to the third dimension of thought, the ninth parallel of parallax, and the twelfth squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer.