Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Generously Music

For the seventh year running, 9 times out of 10 is the most used statistic, by 65%, with the next leading being 4 out of 5, at a rate of 22%. Fortunately for the farmers of our country, these are also relevant in their occupation, leading to intensely rock 'n roll lifestyles and a larger meal portion for those of the lesser gender, which is in each household arguable, for the leading family member is not always of a certain persuasion, as is more popularly prevalent in this modern society of forward thinking mobility for all members. As in life, music will often play too loud for the ears of many, but it is not the many that matter, it is the lovers of the music who play it, that spread the love to the ears of many, which I mentioned earlier. Now please bear with me as I listen to this jukebox of my heart and it plays oldies older than I have ever known to be old, including folk songs, country lore, and good old 50s era rock, created by those legends whose names are known to all, old and young, though their music is not so loved or applauded. It makes it easy to give, listening to this lovely conversation a man had with his heart, then spread to the world, because his words are generous and so deeply pierce my soul's mind that I cannot help but be as generous as he has been, giving himself in the only way he knows how, to make the world a better place.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Geography Lessons

Cincinnati is not in Missouri. Please help our youth learn this. Send $1 - $999 to me, PayPal address cooldug000@gmail.com.

Thank you.

P.S.: Murder am bad.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

A song

Slip diddly slip slip doo wop bop. Dibby dibby doo wim sim dim wam. Nib nop dibby dop diddy doody doodle dam, fib sib hibbity bib dib dib dib.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Or...

Dumbledore is naked. This is due to the innate lack of clothes surrounding his body. Please continue this train of thought in passengar car B, for that is the one which is less than destroyed. At the end of the road, if we cannot guarantee your lifeless body a seat on the next train, we will discard it posthaste and no further action shall be taken. In the event of an emergency airbag deployment, please unfasten your seatbelt and jump out of the way before the airbag has time to hit you in the face, because this is a dangerous circumstance which may indeed endanger your life and the lives of those around you.

Now that we have completed the first paragraph, you can see that I have started a second paragraph, including at least one line of text, whether that line is a complete thought or

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

After I Watched Journeyman

Imagine if you went back in time ten years, or fifteen. It depends on your age I guess. Imagine you went back in time to a time when your life was doing something important. Like you were about to turn down a job offer or you were going to spell a word wrong in a spelling bee. Now what if you weren't able to affect your old life, because you were too far away, or didn't know where you were? You can help other people but not yourself.

Of course as you walk around you would notice that everything is the same as when you were younger, but you would notice it all, more than you did the first time around. It's hard to describe it all with my limited vocabulary.

But then I realized that it could happen ten years from now. I could come back to today. That means that my future self could already be out there trying to change my life, when I am sitting here trying to live it. I realized that if we change it the first time, everything will be how it is supposed to be. If we don't change it the first time, everything will be how it is supposed to be. Seems like there is some great revelation behind these words that I'm not getting to...