He Said "Rebuttals!"

As spinning planets will tell you, my face tends to be more rational on a Tuesday quite nearly following election day, for that is the main reason of gravitational and rotational inertia, as is seen in the sad, sad atmosphere of Venus, with its clouds of sulfuric acid and anti-democratic embolisms. Please do not hold your responses in comparison to this, for none can be afforded which can even justify the reasons that this has been said, and as such are a waste of all resources that are required, including the finger energy, temporal allocations, and oxygenation to the phalangical and cognitive musculature necessary to create provocative and well-analyzed rebuttals.